A little boy is taken to a hospice by his father to visit his dying grandfather. While his father is out of the room the little boy asks “Grandad, can you make one of your frog noises for me”. Grandad says “sorry but I can’t make frog noises”. Little boy says “that’s funny Grandad, cos dad says when you croak we’re all off to Florida”.
A man walks in on his wife in bed with another man and says, "What on earth are you doing with my wife?" to which the wife replies, "there you are, I told you he was stupid"