An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 80 years old and I was walking home from the library the other day and two college girls stopped their car and said they were on spring break and needed directions. We got into a discussion and they offered to drive me home. On the way one of them asked me the last time I'd had sex and I told them it had been years and she said would I like to have some fun. The three of us had the most amazing time for two nights and the day between and that's why I've come to confession."
And the priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"
And the old man says, "Actually, this is the first time."
And the priest says, "You're 80 years old and you’ve never been here before? How come?"
And the old man says, "Because I'm Jewish."
And the priest asks, "In that case, why are you telling me?"
And the old man says, "Because I'm telling everybody!"