Favourite Humorous chant
One Forbes Phillipson Masters , Theres only one Forbes Phillipson Masters etc etc
Followed by Change you name change your name change your name.
For in game player humour it has to be Alan Nicholls ( sadly missed) I managed to sit in the home end for an away game at Burnley ( nil nil Tuesday night) and when a shot whistled past the post he came to fetch the ball, and held his arms wide apart to show how far it had missed by....they went ballistic...so he kept doing it
At Brighton , we were awarded a free kick and he nicked about ten yards....ref came back, moved the ball to the right spot and turned to run up field...Nicholls tossed the ball even further than he'd nicked before and by the time the ref turned round to see what the fans were baying about he had sent it upfield....the boy was a class wind up merchant.
As for Friio and Gillingham at Priestfield, one of my twins saw her first Argyle game there and when he ballooned the ball out attempting a forty yarder someone shouted "What the F was that Friio". Later he repeated the same pass with the same effect and my blonde five year old moppet said very clearly "What the F was that Friio?" The woman next at her stared open mouthed at this foul mouthed poppet who sweetly offered her bag of sweets and said "Would you like a jelly baby?"