Bleedy hell – Sunday evening and just got out !!!!!!!!
I ended up using the flower vase for a pee and just sat and waited. I heard oxygreen come up stairs so, being a timid sort of chap, dived under the bed.
Brown suitcase there that had to be looked in and Je sssssuuussss :shock: :shock: – now I know why he was wearing those leather shorts in the garden. :shock: No doubt he's voted for Rylan on X-factor and a scrapbook with pictures of Lord Meddleson, Russell Grant, Graham Norton amongst others.
All night and day he was walking around and once heard him use the phone and saying something like ''… Mrs Oxygreen is (somewhere) or (something)'' In the end I opened the window and threw an implement from the suitcase onto the green house. :thumbup: The implement was so big it smashed about 6 panes :shock: and then I watched as he rushed out the back door. :thumbs:
GO GO :coat: – down the stairs out the door – and heard a rustle in the bush!!!!!!!
Saracen10 ?????? :think:
Bent over to look as a car drew up and a woman got out and walked towards me. ''What you doing'' she said. :furious: ''Oh I've lost my pussy and just looking in the bush'' I spluttered.
Then I said ''have you stopped to help?'' She said coldly ''No I live here but I've been away overnight because my husband went to Rotherham to watch his footy team'' :furious:
I replied ''Oh – there was another woman here yesterday when I was searching then'' She smiled and said ''Oh – that wasn't a woman that was Charlie – he's a friend of my husbands and he's a tranny'' :funny: