dunlop":q6ieqh8k said:Withdrawal symptoms already and can't ever remembering not worrying about Argyle.
See you on Monday Mike. :wave: :greensmile:
dunlop":q6ieqh8k said:Withdrawal symptoms already and can't ever remembering not worrying about Argyle.
Heathrow Green":24kn77uz said:Where’s that then at the AA (Argyle Anonymous) meeting?
Heathrow Green":oztkwwh9 said:Where’s that then at the AA (Argyle Anonymous) meeting?
Hi, I’m Heathrow Green and I’m an Argyle Addict.
Ham Green":7bekzwoy said:Heathrow Green":7bekzwoy said:Where’s that then at the AA (Argyle Anonymous) meeting?
*stands up*
Hi, I'm Ham Green. I've been an Argyle supporter for.......(looks down at floor, shuffles nervously)...thirty years.
*rest of group applauds encouragingly*
IJN: You've made the first step, that's great. How do you feel on an average Saturday?
I....I get the sweats on a Saturday morning. I wake up and think CHRIST, WHO ARE WE PLAYING TODAY? IS TAYLOR STILL INJURED? WHAT IF BRADLEY GETS SENT OFF? Sometimes I poo the bed.
IJN: And then you go to the game. What's your pre-match routine?
Well actually I go for a walk, bimble around the market for a while, then go home and listen to the game on the radio.
*quiet discontent among the group*
IJN: You mean...you don't actually go to the game?
No, I....
IJN: Get out.
What?
IJN: I said GET OUT.
Balham Green: You heard what he said. YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US.
Mark Pedlar: heretic scum. *picking up pitchfork* SHUN THE PART-TIMER.
Rest of group: SHUN...SHUN...SHUN...SHUN...
IJN":1z9m3f47 said:Ham Green":1z9m3f47 said:Heathrow Green":1z9m3f47 said:Where’s that then at the AA (Argyle Anonymous) meeting?
*stands up*
Hi, I'm Ham Green. I've been an Argyle supporter for.......(looks down at floor, shuffles nervously)...thirty years.
*rest of group applauds encouragingly*
IJN: You've made the first step, that's great. How do you feel on an average Saturday?
I....I get the sweats on a Saturday morning. I wake up and think CHRIST, WHO ARE WE PLAYING TODAY? IS TAYLOR STILL INJURED? WHAT IF BRADLEY GETS SENT OFF? Sometimes I poo the bed.
IJN: And then you go to the game. What's your pre-match routine?
Well actually I go for a walk, bimble around the market for a while, then go home and listen to the game on the radio.
*quiet discontent among the group*
IJN: You mean...you don't actually go to the game?
No, I....
IJN: Get out.
What?
IJN: I said GET OUT.
Balham Green: You heard what he said. YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US.
Mark Pedlar: heretic scum. *picking up pitchfork* SHUN THE PART-TIMER.
Rest of group: SHUN...SHUN...SHUN...SHUN...
In my defence I've never said you're not an Argyle fan if you don't attend. I HAVE always said that people who don't attend haven't got any right to comment on what went on at a game. As they only have the commentators verdict not their own.
There is a difference Hammy.
GreenThing":22vjrcxp said:Heathrow Green":22vjrcxp said:Where’s that then at the AA (Argyle Anonymous) meeting?
Hi, I’m Heathrow Green and I’m an Argyle Addict.
Argylholic!
0IJN":2f7rmmaw said:dunlop":2f7rmmaw said:Withdrawal symptoms already and can't ever remembering not worrying about Argyle.
See you on Monday Mike. :wave: :greensmile:
Cricket? Pah! Never again!.......I remember agreeing to play for a local team once. It was a glorious day, we travelled to a very pretty spot and at first I thought how nice. I started the bowling with 5 overs - quite good, got 2 wickets and thought - yeah this is OK. Then I spent literally hours stood in the frigging outfield - I touched the ball about twice. Bored out my mind and hot. We had tea then I went in to bat and was out second ball. I came home about 9 hours after leaving, I was sun burnt on half my face and thought what a frigging waste of time.... what a ridiculous 'sport' ...... I just don't get it. Football, Rugby, Hockey, basketball - proper sports. Cricket? Nah!Shankster":1zfd7dtf said:A dislike of cricket? Beelzebub
Could be worse could enjoy golf......now there’s a uniquely tedious sport
Ave_IT":3k4gf9s1 said:Cricket? Pah! Never again!.......I remember agreeing to play for a local team once. It was a glorious day, we travelled to a very pretty spot and at first I thought how nice. I started the bowling with 5 overs - quite good, got 2 wickets and thought - yeah this is OK. Then I spent literally hours stood in the frigging outfield - I touched the ball about twice. Bored out my mind and hot. We had tea then I went in to bat and was out second ball. I came home about 9 hours after leaving, I was sun burnt on half my face and thought what a frigging waste of time.... what a ridiculous 'sport' ...... I just don't get it. Football, Rugby, Hockey, basketball - proper sports. Cricket? Nah!Shankster":3k4gf9s1 said:A dislike of cricket? Beelzebub
Could be worse could enjoy golf......now there’s a uniquely tedious sport
Shankster":3sgr3ekv said:Ave_IT":3sgr3ekv said:Cricket? Pah! Never again!.......I remember agreeing to play for a local team once. It was a glorious day, we travelled to a very pretty spot and at first I thought how nice. I started the bowling with 5 overs - quite good, got 2 wickets and thought - yeah this is OK. Then I spent literally hours stood in the frigging outfield - I touched the ball about twice. Bored out my mind and hot. We had tea then I went in to bat and was out second ball. I came home about 9 hours after leaving, I was sun burnt on half my face and thought what a frigging waste of time.... what a ridiculous 'sport' ...... I just don't get it. Football, Rugby, Hockey, basketball - proper sports. Cricket? Nah!Shankster":3sgr3ekv said:A dislike of cricket? Beelzebub
Could be worse could enjoy golf......now there’s a uniquely tedious sport
Plymstock pavilion, there’s a bar and if you field second you’re ringbolted by the time you bat.....