Annoying footballisms

[lyndhurst]

- Barry Bannan (never referred to as just Bannan).
- Hope to get on the grass next week (whatever happened to the "pitch"
- He needs "minutes"
- A "wand" of a left foot (has there ever been a wand of a right foot?)
-"look" "listen" (you know who I'm talking about)

 

[J Y Kelly]

Three of my favourites:

The lads worked their socks off
He'll be disappointed with that
He's almost hit that too well

 

[jespafc]

It was a disappointing result, but....we go again.

 

[mutley marvel]

We dust ourselves down & go again
This result will not define our season

 

[kernow19]

- Barry Bannan (never referred to as just Bannan).

Similarly our very own Bali Mumba as well.

 

[Sainghin Green]

Plymouth Argyle 0

 

[Steve Evans]

set plays instead of set pieces.

 

[mervyn]

The gaffer (makes me cringe)
Different gravy
Early doors

 

[Brussels Bureaucrat]

Similarly our very own Bali Mumba as well.

All referees seem to be exclusively referred to by their full name.

I've noticed that Dan Ashworth falls into this camp as well.

Also: the footballer's 'them' - "just one of them things, it was one of them days"

 

[PL2 3DQ]

"He's got that in his locker".

What? A can of deodorant? Spare socks?

 

[Bovey Green lady]

"He's got that in his locker".

What? A can of deodorant? Spare socks?

Both, I should hope!

 

[Bovey Green lady]

I suppose we should be grateful that "sick as a parrot" has disappeared from the lexicon

 

[pafcprogs]

Final ball wasn’t good enough

Yep. That’s why it was the final ball

 

[Belfast Green]

The Group… instead of squad
He’s better then that… probably not
Harry Kane…

 

[smudja]

It's so many years since 66