Ryan Lowe's First Signing (joke)

[TQ3andGreen]

I hear the ladies team are desperate for Penny Cross to arrive as defensive cover so let’s hpe Pennycomesquick!

 

[Pogleswoody]

Cat Water as a goalie trialist for the Ladies Team?
I hear they are looking to get Cat down.
Team she plays for at the moment are a cock side by all accounts!

 

[Joe Totale]

Trials for the men’s team for Sol Trum, Sol Tash, a Spanish man known only as “El Burton”, Charles Cross, Ernie Settle, Lee Ham, Morris Town, Rob Orough, Albert Bridge and Eddie Stone

Trials for ladies for Barbie Can, Ivy Bridge, May Flower, Penny Cross and Victoria Park.

I bet Eddie Stone will be a rock at the back.

On the other hand his brother Crap Stone is a liability.

 

[JannerinCardiff]

Heard Lowe has Spanish striker on trial, El Burton.

 

[Jack Cock]

Classy midfielder Lou Trenchard is negotiating terms.

 

[Pogleswoody]

In talks with MLS hearthrob star boys: Chad Elwood, 'Goose' Well and Glen Holt.

 

[plymade]

Incoming local lad who knows his football rules - Bret Onside.

 

[Andrew Holcombe]

Trinadad and Tobago's classy international defender, Cheriton Fitzpaine, has started following Ryan Lowe on Twitter.

 

[Jack Cock]

Korean under 21 Min-erva-inn is seeking a work permit with a view to a move although this is likely to be barred.

 

[Guiri Green]

Albert Gate might be allowed in.