It's jam first. Always.
Butter isn't cream.Only if you're one of those six-toed freaks from the other side of the Tamar. On that logic they'd spread jam before butter on their toast....
Cream first. Every time.
I always imagined that I'd like you if I met you in person. Now, sadly, I realise that you'd just fill me with disgust as I was forced to witness you spread your gooey horror all over those poor innocent virgin scones.Only if you're one of those six-toed freaks from the other side of the Tamar. On that logic they'd spread jam before butter on their toast....
Cream first. Every time.
Butter isn't cream.
According to Debretts Ettiquette guide its jam first.
Cream first is an abomination. The Cornish have it right.
One must absolutely never partake or indulge oneself of a "Greggs" at any time or any place when one has crossed the Tamar in a Westerly direction.What does Debretts say about pasties?
That's a minefield no one wants to touch.What does Debretts say about pasties?
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