Can you find the players?

[semper crudus]

7 is Cesc Fabregas

More importantly, who would select Jagielka over Ferdinand?

 

[GreenGazzer]

8 Nicky Barmby

 

[Doug Deep]

4. Nigel Winterburn

 

[mongoose jnr]

Sub midfielder is Danny Murphy

 

[Knibbsworth]

Sub 2, Sol Campbell, is knocking on the door wondering why he is on the bench for Rajah Car Regime and Like Alpha Jig.

 

[Barrie Davis]

Current standing:

1. INVADES RAW NERD - Edwin van dar Sar - Cheshire Green
2. RAJAH CAR REGIME - Jamie Carragher - Pinner Pilgrim
3. BEGIN HAILSTONE
4. RENEWING LINT RUB - Nigel Winterburn - Doug Deep
5. LIKE ALPHA JIG - Phil Jagielka - Run PAFC
6. NOTING WESTWARD - Stewart Downing - justanotherfan
7. ACE BEGS SCARF - Cesc Fabregas - semper crudus
8. CRANK MY BIB - Nick Barmby - GreenGazzer 2706
9. BANKED GERM SPIN - Dennis Bergkamp - Southampton Hake
10. DEERS MIGHTY HAND - Teddy Sheringham - Pasties from Cornwall
11. HOBBLING ALGAE ROAR - Gabriel Agbonlahor - Bernie Bernbaum

Subs.
ALIAS JUNKIES JEANS (GK) - Jussi Jaaskelainen - Keepitgreen
LAP CELL MOBS (DEF) - Sol Campbell - Herts Green
INROAD FINDER (DEF) - Rio Ferdinand - Argyleloyal87
PUNYARD HYMN (MIDF) - Danny Murphy - mongoose jnr
BOIL BREW FORE (FWD) - Robbie Fowler - Princerock

The manager has noted your surprise about apparently better players being left on the bench. He has therefore decided that Sheringham will be replaced by Lady Gaga and Dennis Bergkamp by Gok Wan.

No.3 BEGIN HAILSTONE anyone?

 

[run PAFC]

Leighton Baines

 

[Barrie Davis]

Well done sir, that completes the list.