...there’s also a Torquay version, ‘Torbados’.
Grew up in a town that was famous as a place for hen parties. Noise is always loud, there are sirens all around and the streets aint clean. If I can claim it here, I can claim it anywhere that's what they say. I wear high heels no tights, and my bedsits got no lights, here in Torbay. Even if it aint all it seems I gotta pocket full of dreams baby I'm from Torquay. Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up, the drinks they get thrown up, here in Torquay. These streets will help you get knocked up at night you get locked up, here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay. Down there on The Strand, watch the fights get out of hand, girls think they're so hard. Faces made up thick with paste, see the skirts up round their waist, arses made of lard. Hail a Polish cab, takes me for a shish kebab somewhere up in Torre. Someone's sick tonight cause the vodka bull got spiked, now they're on the floor. Gonna try and get off my knees, clear this bedsit full of fleas, baby I'm from Torquay. Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up, the drinks they get thrown up, here in Torquay. These streets will help you get knocked up at night you get locked up, here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay.