• Welcome to PASOTI (Sponsored by GA Solictors and Lang & Potter)
  • Hello guests - don't forget that by registering and signing up for Pasoti you'll see less adverts plus receive extras like free match tickets, taking part in polls, joining in the chat room and more. Come and join us!

Close season limericks (without gimmericks)

Pogleswoody

Kate Sponsor
Lowey Sponsor
Pun Master
50/50 Sponsor
NHS Volunteer Supporter
NHS Cake Donor
T.O Support
Jul 3, 2006
16,787
354
70
Location Location
davie nine":1rkc3cru said:
You should do this professionally, Pogles.
Very good.

That’s so very kind davie nine
If they offered a contract, I’d sign!
I could write limericks
For that group – Little Mix
I’m sure we’d all get along fine!
 

Pogleswoody

Kate Sponsor
Lowey Sponsor
Pun Master
50/50 Sponsor
NHS Volunteer Supporter
NHS Cake Donor
T.O Support
Jul 3, 2006
16,787
354
70
Location Location
We’ve recently signed Galloway
I hope he can help us to play
Out from the back
And feed our attack
We want points both home and away!



We’ve also signed up Ryan Broom
and he can go past people … Vroom!
He can bury a shot
So I think: why not?
Let him have a go scoring goals: Boom!
 
Aug 14, 2014
165
4
Bolton, Burton, Wharton
The Player or the location ?
Driver navigate correctly
Argyle cannot arrive dreckly
To suffer a points negation.




There is an Argyle supporter called Pogle
Whose Pasoti avatar is that of a yokel
A joker sublime
A wordsmith so fine
His humour is always focal.
 
Aug 14, 2014
165
4
Sorry everyone I fouled up on the previous post.
Should read Houghton not Wharton. Thus

Bolton, Burton, Houghton
The player or the location?
Driver navigate correctly
Argyle cannot arrive dreckly
To suffer a points negation.
 
Aug 14, 2014
165
4
We have signed Jordan Garrick
To make our right flank dynamic
To deliver with aplomb
The net bursting bomb
And chances for others with the spheric.