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Close season limericks (without gimmericks)

Dec 30, 2004
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Brighton
Those reprobates Pogles and Mervyn
Were famous for flashin' and pervin'
It gave them a buzz
'til grabbed by the fuzz
And now it's hard time they'll be servin'

Not at all Argyle-related, I know, but I couldn't resist the rhymes...
 

Pogleswoody

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We’ve just signed a keeper called Burton
To add to our defensive curtain
Not sure if he’ll start
But he will play his part
In a much improved team, that’s for certain.
 

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We’ve got Galloway (Brendan) on trial
I hope that he fits with our style
I have to admit
That I hope he stays fit
If he does, we can all have a smile.
 
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Ollie Tomlinson’s academy graduation
Has resulted in an invitation
To play In Argyle’s league 1 campaign
Be it outstanding with champagne
Or disappointment with relegation.
 

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James Bolton last sang Pompey chimes
It must be a sign of the times
That he’s signed for The Greens
And seems full of beans
I forgive him his previous ‘crimes’.
 

Pogleswoody

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davie nine":1rkc3cru said:
You should do this professionally, Pogles.
Very good.

That’s so very kind davie nine
If they offered a contract, I’d sign!
I could write limericks
For that group – Little Mix
I’m sure we’d all get along fine!