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MickyD

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Those reprobates Pogles and Mervyn
Were famous for flashin' and pervin'
It gave them a buzz
'til grabbed by the fuzz
And now it's hard time they'll be servin'

Not at all Argyle-related, I know, but I couldn't resist the rhymes...
 

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We’ve just signed a keeper called Burton
To add to our defensive curtain
Not sure if he’ll start
But he will play his part
In a much improved team, that’s for certain.
 

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We’ve got Galloway (Brendan) on trial
I hope that he fits with our style
I have to admit
That I hope he stays fit
If he does, we can all have a smile.
 
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Ollie Tomlinson’s academy graduation
Has resulted in an invitation
To play In Argyle’s league 1 campaign
Be it outstanding with champagne
Or disappointment with relegation.
 

Pogleswoody

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James Bolton last sang Pompey chimes
It must be a sign of the times
That he’s signed for The Greens
And seems full of beans
I forgive him his previous ‘crimes’.
 

Pogleswoody

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davie nine":1rkc3cru said:
You should do this professionally, Pogles.
Very good.

That’s so very kind davie nine
If they offered a contract, I’d sign!
I could write limericks
For that group – Little Mix
I’m sure we’d all get along fine!
 

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We’ve recently signed Galloway
I hope he can help us to play
Out from the back
And feed our attack
We want points both home and away!



We’ve also signed up Ryan Broom
and he can go past people … Vroom!
He can bury a shot
So I think: why not?
Let him have a go scoring goals: Boom!
 
Aug 14, 2014
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Bolton, Burton, Wharton
The Player or the location ?
Driver navigate correctly
Argyle cannot arrive dreckly
To suffer a points negation.




There is an Argyle supporter called Pogle
Whose Pasoti avatar is that of a yokel
A joker sublime
A wordsmith so fine
His humour is always focal.
 
Aug 14, 2014
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Sorry everyone I fouled up on the previous post.
Should read Houghton not Wharton. Thus

Bolton, Burton, Houghton
The player or the location?
Driver navigate correctly
Argyle cannot arrive dreckly
To suffer a points negation.
 
Aug 14, 2014
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We have signed Jordan Garrick
To make our right flank dynamic
To deliver with aplomb
The net bursting bomb
And chances for others with the spheric.