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Close season limericks (without gimmericks)

Pogleswoody

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We once had a player called Reeves
Who had a few tricks up his sleeves
He’s now left Argyle
(did not suit our style)
We wanted a scorer …
… like Greaves.

My favourite poster is Pogle
(as attractive as our brand new logo)
He says: Give Lowe a chance
We’re sure to advance
Perhaps we should sign Omar Bogle?
 
On the breasts of a barmaid from Hayle
Was tattooed the price of the ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same, only this time in Braille

A visitor named Poggleswoody
Approached the young girl and asked could he
Advertise on her botty
His rhymes from Pasoti
To which she replied “yes, oh goody”.
 

Pogleswoody

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The site owner’s called IJN
A beacon. A leader of men**!
He’s followed Argyle
For a mighty long while
And, next season, he’ll do it again!

(** In this context ‘men’ includes women and incorporates any required gender inclusive pronouns and categories.
Good for equality and to avoid discrimination and excellent news for drafting a limerick!)
 

Pogleswoody

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Another fine poster is Potty
He knows more about football than Motty
Our doom he’s predicted
Before a ball’s even kickeded
Then he sailed from the Hoe
...... In his yotty.
 
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This man is a fan of Argyle
Who has been waiting a very long while
In the Top Division to be seen
His beloved green team
But he still attends Home Park with a smile.
 
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Our manager started a revolution
With possession and passing the solution.
His team is weak at the back
Sporadic in attack
And the midfield contributes confusion.
 

Pogleswoody

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I said to our new player; Wilson
You haven’t got big boots to fill son
If you tighten us up
In the League and the Cup
We’ll have to put more ticket sale tills on.


I did think I'd do a limerick for each new signing but: rhymes for Wilson!??? :shock:

Who we signing next? Jason ******* Orange!!?? :doh:
 
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Somewhere in Italy
Next season we're wearing light green.
In fact, we always have been.
But the lights at Home Park
Were so blimin' dark,
The correct shade could never be seen.

(Ok, that doesn't allow for the afternoon games, but limerickal licence and all that!)
 

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I once had to wait
to climb the peak Everest
THAT is a high queue!
 

Pogleswoody

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We’ve just signed that player, Dan Scarr
I hope that he’ll turn out a star
We’ve needed quite badly
A replacement for Bradley
If he’s good then I’ll buy him a jar!! :stout: