ever met a celeb with your wang out?

DMags · **Joined:** Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:48 am **Location:** London

An extra 30 minutes of Steps for free. Bonus. Regarding the usage of mobiles whilst peeing. I just don't know how anyone can do it. There's the risk of dropping it whilst zipping up for starters. Each to their own.

Adam_R · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:07 am

I never quite understand the thought process behind it. Surely no-one is so busy that the only time they are static and able to text is when they are standing at a urinal.

My theory is that whilst unzipping, and whipping out their c0ck, their subconcious word ascociation goes "c0ck".... "my mate steve's a c0ck"..... "that reminds me, i must text him back"

MickyD · **Joined:** Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:00 pm **Location:** Brighton

Steps: I very, very rarely find a woman attractive when she's no more than a cinema or TV image (because she doesn't and never will feature in my real life); but the blonde woman* was a veritable Greek goddess, with classic features, who should long ago have become a world-renowned porn star. Sorry, I mean film star.

* Faye Tozer, I'm told by t'interweb.

tigertony · **Joined:** Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:53 pm

Not quite but ....

Other evening in garden needed a pee so being down a farm track no-one is going to see me ?? Out wanger and pee BUT no-one told me it was the Nuns evening walk. Heard a voice - looked up - 10 nuns starting to look. So whipped out both pockets and acted like an elephant !!!! :lol:

Adam_R · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:10 pm

Tiger Tim Henman yesterday.

Bermudian Green · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:44 pm

Jude Law had the undoubted honour of taking a half time whizz next to me in the VIP bogs at the Estadio De Luz during the England Portugal Euro Champs in 2004. Not an hour lated Posh Spice was laughing after watching her husband miss his penalty. Dumb bitch.

Adam_R · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:59 pm

A Posh Spice Fan BG??

Mine was almost a threesome with Tim Henman and Jonathan Davies, but sadly Tim crumbled under the pressure at the semi stages.

Bermudian Green · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:36 pm

Adam_R wrote:

A Posh Spice Fan BG??

Mine was almost a threesome with Tim Henman and Jonathan Davies, but sadly Tim crumbled under the pressure at the semi stages.

OMG (I believe the expression is) No! She was in the same VIP section, but used different a bathroom to Jude and me.

Babararacucudada · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:47 am

I once urinated in the urinal next to Ade Edmondson at a Jonathan Richman concert in Shepherd's Bush. On the same night I discovered that I was watching the gig whilst being stood immediately next to American comedian Rich Hall.

This is the most celeb meeting I have ever managed at one place.

Trinity Green · **Joined:** Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:28 pm **Location:** The Muff

Gonch from Grange Hill.

Cornish Chris · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:39 pm

Next to the former England rabbit Alan Mullally at Battle station.

Beat that, Pasoti.

Rush Goalie · **Joined:** Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:45 pm

Once slashed next to Cyrille Regis in Plymouth Ritzy

bringonthemilkman · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:13 pm

When the Volvo Masters was played at Montecastillo we used to stay in the same hotel as a lot of the players in Jerez. One year Ian Woosnam had only just made the cut and was absolutely bladdered in the bar on the Saturday night. He crashed out in one of the cubicles for twenty minutes until one two of the other players rescued him. He shot 12 on the first hole the next day.

with-menace · **Joined:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:46 pm

with-menace wrote:

I have

friday night at heaton park stone roses gig,went for a much needed hang ten and saw that the bloke stood right next to me was John Simm of human traffic,Dr who,life on mars fame.
weirdly enough back in his human traffic days I used to get people asking me if I was him!
Being the same age,height and crucially at the time weight we were peas in a pod even my mum thought so.
Anyway while syphoning the python and with much refreshment on board I had my yosser hughs-graham souness moment'I look you you' bearing in mind my steadily growing beer muscle,he sort of looked blank maybe he was comparing something else as I was in full flow, 'I could be your stunt double' at this point he looked a little rattled and said 'ha yeah' and walked back stage probably horrified at the sight of a bloated 40 year old trying to be 20 with his cock out.
Maybe you've been in the khazi next to a straining danny dyer? or took a dump on bonos door step?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpGiUNqXUCQ
sammy Lee looks about 12

graiser · **Joined:** Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:59 pm **Location:** plymouth

I wrung out the Python once stood next to Rod Steiger in Dingles toilets, he was dressed in full leather gear, i took a furtive glance (as you do) at the big headed git cos he was holding his todger in the palm of his hand but his hand was over the top ( you know what its like emphasising the size of his todger) and there's me with both hands trying to drag out my worm through the opening of my pants hoping he wasn't trying to sneek a crafty look. :facepalm:

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